drivethru: (fast food run)
ᗷᗩↁ ↁᖇᗩᎶ〇Ɲ 𝔰𝔞𝔟𝔢𝔯 𝔞𝔩𝔱𝔢𝔯 ([personal profile] drivethru) wrote2023-12-29 09:58 pm

open post & overflow


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"Tʜɪs Wᴏʀʟᴅ ᴡɪʟʟ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ʙᴇ ᴡʜᴀᴛ I ᴇxᴘᴇᴄᴛᴇᴅ."

❁ written starters + pic prompts welcome!
❁ please specify any necessary content warnings in subject lines where applicable.
❁ setting can be canon au, crosscanon au, mixture of both or something else entirely!
❁ open to gen, smut, angst, action, fluff, crack, you name it!
❁ feel free to plot with me beforehand via pm, plurk or disco @ .ᴄᴀᴛᴛɪᴛᴜᴅᴇ
seafloor: (Default)

[personal profile] seafloor 2023-12-31 10:10 am (UTC)(link)
[ Sighing. ]

Only if you say please and refill Tango's water dish.
seafloor: (011)

[personal profile] seafloor 2023-12-31 10:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Unsurprising. Tango hates all women.
Probably thinks you're encroaching on his territory.
seafloor: (coriander)

[personal profile] seafloor 2023-12-31 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah?
What'd you do to get his attention?
seafloor: (fish juice???)

[personal profile] seafloor 2023-12-31 11:06 pm (UTC)(link)
...Hopefully not verbally.
He's a cat, not a familiar.
seafloor: (graham crackers)

[personal profile] seafloor 2023-12-31 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Idiot. ]

Idiot.
seafloor: (edamame)

[personal profile] seafloor 2023-12-31 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Bribe him.
Fatty tuna works wonders.
seafloor: (strawberry)

[personal profile] seafloor 2024-01-01 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
Only as much as he deserves. ♪