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[drivethru]

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❁ written starters + pic prompts welcome!
❁ please specify any necessary content warnings in subject lines where applicable.
❁ setting can be canon au, crosscanon au, mixture of both or something else entirely!
❁ open to gen, smut, angst, action, fluff, crack, you name it!
❁ feel free to plot with me beforehand via pm, plurk or disco @ .ᴄᴀᴛᴛɪᴛᴜᴅᴇ

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[drivethru]

Master may I?

[seafloor]

[ Sighing. ]

Only if you say please and refill Tango's water dish.

[drivethru]

[ frowning. ]

that creature hates me.

[seafloor]

Unsurprising. Tango hates all women.
Probably thinks you're encroaching on his territory.

[drivethru]

...

he just swatted at me.

[seafloor]

Yeah?
What'd you do to get his attention?

[drivethru]

I attempted to negotiate a truce.

[seafloor]

...Hopefully not verbally.
He's a cat, not a familiar.

[drivethru]

[ it was definitely verbal. ]

I was brutally rebuffed.

[seafloor]

[ Idiot. ]

Idiot.

[drivethru]

how else am I expected to appease him??

[seafloor]

Bribe him.
Fatty tuna works wonders.

[drivethru]

... you indulge him too much.

[seafloor]

Only as much as he deserves. ♪

[drivethru]

spoiled rotten.